BERLUSCONI ELETTO PAPA!
La Cei cede i diritti della Bibbia a Mediaset
Con una mossa che ha lasciato stupito tutto il mondo, ierisera - martedì 13 ottobre 201? - è avvenuta la tanto attesa fumata bianca, che ha eletto come nuovo Pontefice Silvio Berlusconi, rinominato subito Unto I da Arcore. La cosa era più che sospettabile, data la diretta ininterrotta di 126 ore condotta dai giornalisti Bruno Vespa, Emilio Fede e Clemente J. Mimun, per l'occasione vestiti by butlers.
The Pope greeted the crowd just elected, and immediately founded a party, The Christianity of Liberty (CDL - remember anything?) Is capable of distributing the Gospel to the whole world, at 50 euros each.
Someone made reference to some of the processes to which the new pontiff would be submitted in the past but anointed by Arcore said it would respond to these accusations with his first encyclical, almost ready and tentatively titled Travallium schifat me.
Changed Our Father in our Silvio. The
card. Ruini Bagnasco and saved by their suicide attempts. Why now even euthanasia seems a good prospect.
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