Friday, September 26, 2008

What Episode Does Goku Offer Bulma To Old Kai

TodayNews - 26/09/2008 edition of

Bentornati a TodayNews! E quando dico bentornati, è ironico, sia chiaro.

In short, the plan Cai signed by all unions, except pilots and flight attendants. And who will guide the planes? Cai
The problem is that there is a business plan. Will focus on the reduction of salaries, redundancies, so there will be an impoverishment of the service and maintenance costs will be contracted aircraft. Cai is an ambitious plan: to make us regret Alitalia.
not know about you, but I avoided getting on a plane whose slogan is: "aaaaaaaaaaah!"

Last night episode of Year Zero topic. The government has sent as a representative of the former Minister Castelli. How to say ... when you do not know whom to send. The
are many interesting ideas, such as service on the Rome-Albenga, commissioned directly by the Minister Scajola, who lives a few miles from Liguria. Very often, the planes are empty. Blank so that sometimes there is not even a pilot! (Do not worry, the Cai is that you're used to the idea ...)
"Hey! But who's driving that plane?"
"Minister Scajola."
"Help! Every man for himself! Call Albenga! Please expand the airport! Presto! Presto!"

Scajola today is back to talk about nuclear power. As if to say fucked up to divert attention. In southern Italy

investigation was initiated because some buildings were constructed by recycling toxic waste and radioactive. And they say that the brick is in crisis!
Among the buildings, including an elementary school.
"What did you learn at school today dear?"
"To light a bulb with your mouth, Mom."

economic crisis in the U.S.. Speaking of Bush, the two candidates to the White House, Democrat Barack Obama and Republican John McCain. The interview lasted longer than expected because it was hard to wake up Bush.

Berlusconi said he was concerned about the global economic crisis. Head of the family.

Outing Giampiero Galeazzi, who said in tears that he defeated anorexia. Born.
What do you want, if you really must be abnormal, which abnor-ssia.

TodayNews. Satire time for nefarious bastard.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Gateway Mouse Model Moakuo Driver

TodayNews - 25/09/2008 edition of

TodayNews new edition, and Porta a Porta trembles.

signed an agreement for Alitalia. No more misunderstandings and understand the true meaning of the protests of trade unions. Cai believed the government and had said: "No across the board." Instead the message was "come back later."

Meanwhile, Premier Silvio Berlusconi withdraws into a relaxation center in Umbria. Why did he care about the fate of all Italians.

Berlusconi has not appreciated the letter sent to Prime Minister Veltroni in recent days. Written with the stencil, Verga: "I will kill you '!"

Arrestasti Advocate di Lo Piccolo e un procuratore, in odore di mafia, che si erano intruffolati nella società calcistica del Palermo. Saranno interrogati da Moggi.

Caso Lehman. Tremonti. "I rischi per l'Italia sono minimi." Sarà che non ci credo, sarà che lo dice Tremonti... io intanto mi tocco le balle.

Pubblicati sul sito di Forza Italia gli insulti che Berlusconi riceve quotidianamente via Internet. Li ha scritti Veronica Lario.

Gomorra candidato come film italiano alla Notte degli Oscar. In caso di vittoria, la Camorra gambizzerà la statuetta.

Si avvicina intanto il tanto sospirato confronto fra Barak Obama e John McCain. Sul tavolo: economia allo sbando, guerra in Irak che è diventata una palude, U.S. foreign policy is now in disarray after the Georgia story. In short, all the successes of the Bush administration.

However, the Democrats must understand that they can not win by throwing mud at Sarah Palin. Only today the publication of photos of her alleged lover. Daaaaai, you can not do that, guys, it's not fair ... In fact, all talking about Sarah Palin and her lover - Hurricane Ike, handcuffed in the basement - and no longer even know the name of the vice of Barak Obama. We must put a piece of this, we need to be told something negative about the Democratic candidate for vice. Well ... he picks his nose.

Survey. 42% of Italians. 22% of Italians. 16% of Italians.
"A cosa sono riferite queste cifre?"
"Ah, non lo so. Noi ci occupiamo di percentuali."

Torna di moda il tacco 18. Finalmente! Ora so cosa mettermi stasera.

Saturday, September 6, 2008

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CAPOTRENO DONNA PRETENDE SESSO DA RAGAZZO SENZA BIGLIETTO - FINISCE IN UN'ORGIA CON ALTRI AMICI SUL TRENO DIRETTO PER SIENA


CASTELFIORENTINO - A young woman conductor was 29 years old blonde, blue eyes and very showy, but of Sardinian origin resident in Siena, was denounced by the Railway Police for allegedly insisted and finally got a sexual performance discovered by a passenger to travel without a ticket. The fact it happened on 2 September. The boy FS, original Castelfiorentino 27 year old, was returning from work on train 6969, when late in the evening at 20.45 he stumbled around in the control of the ticket. The official Trenitalia, when he realized that the young man had no ticket, explained that if he wanted to avoid the consequences of a fine by the figure could be exaggerated secluded her for a sexual service and only after it has been known that the 29 year-old conductor was withdrawal symptoms in sex for at least 6 months because her ex-boyfriend left her because he could not satisfy her, this woman is practically a nymphomaniac. Performance actually consumed very soon after insistence by the young 29 year-old conductor in withdrawal symptoms that has abused, in a room secluded in a compartment in the rear of the convoy of defenseless young boy who could not satisfy her repeatedly that at least 7 / 8 times in succession, thereby calming the 29 year-old, being able to breathe a moment.
Having suffered sexual abuse, however, the young man has been warned a friend (who traveled on the same train, but in separate compartments), which in turn called the phone with 2 other friends, called the "Mezzetti" that were in Castelfiorentino. At that point the train was near the train station Castelfiorentino where it stopped and were able climbed the remaining 2 friends who have joined in the secluded room where the orgy was taking place between the capotreno 29enne ninfomane e i "Mezzetti".
Lei ha negato ogni addebito incolpando dell'abuso i ragazzi, invece il gruppo dei "Mezzetti" ha fornito particolari precisi e dettagliati dell'orgia innescata dalla donna ninfomane avvenuta sul treno diretto per Siena. La polizia ferroviaria e tutti i viaggiatori, che in quel momento erano alla stazione di Siena, all'arrivo del treno hanno applaudito a gran voce il gruppo dei "Mezzetti" e hanno gridato alla dipendente delle Ferrovie dello Stato parole volgari come "Succhia il cazzo mio, brutta puttana di merda".
Sulla vicenda sono subito intervenute, il giorno dopo, le Ferrovie dello Stato, con una nota in cui spiegavano che il Gruppo dei "Mezzetti", informato episode of "sexual harassment" had had an immediate compensation for moral damages for the incident. If found responsible for employee nymphomaniac against innocent young people will take disciplinary action as provided by law sexual. The official Trenitalia has been suspended as a precautionary measure for 60 days where it will be available day and night he sexually satisfy the 4 "Mezzetti. Pending the full establishment of the facts Trenitalia, the light of the evidence gathered has decided to implement the above measure as the beginning of the compensation for the 4 "Mezzetti.
After this incident occurred and consumed orgy on the train Florence / Siena by a woman conductor, many travelers have called the call center of the Ferrovie dello Stato railway lines to be informed about where the controllers are exclusively women ...... I wonder why ??..........